fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

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motherofqueers:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

yES

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okay so i may have watched the entire first season of orphan black yesterday and am now obsessed with it 

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kwilliamsanimation:

toonsketchbook:

Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..


I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!

kwilliamsanimation:

toonsketchbook:

Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..

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I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!

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1500hp:

the aight gatsby

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mydrunkkitchen:

holy-trinity-is-life:

Trinity Proportions

BOOTY: 800%

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chongoshow:

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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wat

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heysticks:

anyway here’s firewall

heysticks:

anyway here’s firewall

beatlemaniac-jprg:

rupsidaisy:

orangemuses:

do you think freddie mercury slept in a queen bed

[crowd boos]

*one person awkwardly claps*

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i’ve slept two hours in the last 30 
but another two were spent talking to sid so we’re doin good 

i’ve slept two hours in the last 30 

but another two were spent talking to sid so we’re doin good 

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

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http://thefartsinourstars.tumblr.com/post/82768321308/schmergo-schmergo-i-want-a-movie-about-a-guy

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up…

ruinedchildhood:

same

ruinedchildhood:

same

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